50 Things to do in the Elevator

I found this list while surfing the web. Thought of sharing with everyone.... Read on...

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hot-line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27. Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.

28. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAGGGGHHHH !!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

29. When the doors close after someone gets off whisper 'I love you' then blow kisses

30. At the highest floor, keep the door open, explaining that you've dropped a penny down the shaft, and you refuse to close the door, unless you hear it go "plink" at the bottom.

31. Press the emergency button while in between floors, and say your imaginary friend did it, then start screaming there's an emergency.

32. Standing in a corner of the elevator, with your face to the wall, moving left or right and quickly back and forth in front of you (around the pelvic area), making grunting noises.

33. Make sure you're making out with your lover when the door opens, then say, "Oops, how careless. You want in?"

34. Pretend you have to pee and hop around the elevator with one hand between your pants.

35. When you leave the elevator yell "Damn thing keeps shaking!"

36. Pretend to pick your nose in front of everybody and then press all the buttons.

37. Take pictures of people and tell them its for a new porn magazine.

38. Play fast-draw-pistol cowboy with your hands and shoot at the people.

39. Press door close when someones walking in.

40. Put post its on each elevator reading "OUT OF ORDER" and put a post it on the door to the stairs reading "WET PAINT".

41. Wait until the elevator gets really crowded. Then make your hand into a gun shape, hold it up in front of you and start singing or humming the "Mission Impossible Theme".

42. Face the opposite direction when the doors open. Then get angry and say they are broken.

43. Bring one of those gigantic boom boxes and start free style rapping and challenge everyone who gets on to a rap battle.

44. Take out a bag filled with crushed up leafs and try to sell them "the good stuff".

45. Take your shoes off and put them in a corner. Put your kneecaps in the holes of the shoes, so your legs are balanced against the wall (but behind you, so you look really tiny). Have a person come in, ask them for the top floor, and comment on how nice their ankles look.

46. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

47. Stand in the back when it is really crowded then groan and say "Damn motion sickness".

48. When you get to your floor attempt to pull open the doors, then act embarrassed when they open on their own.

49. Announce your plans to commit suicide to everyone that walks in to the elevator and how you want to take down as many people as you can before you do it.

50. When somebody pushes a button, say in a little voice "Don't touch me there!"