Anish ke Dil Se :: Killing PJs

These are some PJs (Poor / Pakao Joke) that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed.

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Tortoise and rabbit gave JEE (IIT entrance) exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it

How?
Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
So.. Sports quota!!!!
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People started worshiping a dog when he was lying on the road upside down, Why ??
Ans . Because opposite of DOG is GOD
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Q) Why do you put cement in the mouth of a dead person ?
Ans) Cause 'cement' mein jaan hain.
(Ambujaa cement ad)
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Q)Why does a sadhu who spent all his life chanting in Haridwar not affected by electric shocks ??
Ans) Cause he has infinite resistance ( chanting om-om-om(ohm-ohm-ohm)).
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Q1: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?
Socho, socho. Nahi pata?

Ans: D'Cold; Because..... Chan ki saans - D'Cold!!!!!!!


Q2:Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
This one's really simple...

Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
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What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That is because...
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
(13=tera)
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Q)A man has six fingers, but people call him 'Hanuman'. Why?
Ans) Simple, because his name is 'Hanuman'.

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Q) Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
A) Sita, with Ravaan
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Q) What would you call a girl who never laughs?
Ans: Hasina (Hasi-na)
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