The Hidden Treasures in my Room

This is all about the half-yearly half cleaning of my half study table. Getting confused? I'll tell what all 'treasures' I found in my room when suddenly I started cleaning my desk.
In my room I have one table fully meant for studies and another one is used for half studying and other half for all pointless activities.

Here is a list of the 'valuable' things I found out.

1. Tickets. Yes I used to collect and store bus tickets since the day I of my school (then my father used to do, now I am continuing his legacy).
2. There were 3 half tickets... by that I mean physically only half was present. I travel by bus from home to school....
3. A map of Kolkata that I had copied from wikimapia ages ago.
4. A xerox which was a copy of someone's project work and I had also made it mine, but all this was in class 10, now am in 12... So 2 years back...
5. Some rough notes (yes the numerous rough drafts) of my class 10 study materials. (I wonder why I was only finding class 10 notes. Maybe class 9 was too old or class 11, huh did I make notes then?)
6. A long lost handkerchief.
7. Some origami art works from the girl next door.
8. A page containing excuses for escaping scoldings at tuitions. (In school you did not even need an excuse). All were my class 10 works.
9. Old rubber bands which started smiling on seeing me as they were breathing fresh air after years.
   
10. A rough paper which was preserved like some ancient artwork as it contained the wrong no. which I stole from my friend thinking it to be of that girl who came in my tuition and sat opposite me.
11. Some small rough paper which were cutouts of large used copies and were supposed to be reused for rough work but remained preserved since the last time I cleaned my table.
12. A small puzzle book which had almost been crushed to death.
13. Two year old magazines which were bought to be read but never read.
14. A free pass to a fest.
15. Tracing paper and carbon paper that I used to copy my class 10 Bio pictures. In the +2 this was one of the reasons why I left Bio.
16. Some small pictures which were not dignified enough to find itself in my projects.
17. Xerox that was meant for studying but only dust had touched it.
18. An used SMS card.
19. A 'minto fresh' which I had bought for some purpose showed its manufacturing fate to me 08/08...(August 2008) and was best before 12 months. I wonder why I didn't eat that...
20. A new copy which I had must have brought for some purpose but had ended up buying yet another one for that purpose.
21. My school timetable which was still under the glass even though school had ended more than 2 months earlier.
22. My school ID card which was never around my neck.
23. Newspaper cuttings containing pointless stuff with no pictures of celebs in two-piece .
24. Some coins which were supposed to be added to my collection.
25. Some game CDs which I used to play way back in class 9, were lying all under my rubbish. It was not injured though.
26. My first graph book in which I learnt how to draw graphs.
27. My class 10 Bio notes copy which was modified to copy Chemistry notes but was used only once.
28. I had one wooden pencil (I generally don't use the wooden ones - I use eco-friendly Camlin Nouvel Pencil) and I had a couple of sharpeners. But when I tried to sharpen the pencil, I found out that not a single sharpener was good. But I had found this out even earlier, but still had kept the sharpeners as exhibits.
29. Paper weights that had long gone missing.
30. A green ink pen which I had bought when I was in may be 7 or 8.
31. A piece of chalk was peeping out at me from a corner. I wonder how it got in that hiding place.
32. An old and used ruler with no measurements on it.
33. Some paper clips.
34. A penbox with no pen in it. I don't know why the box wasn't thrown away even after the pen had been broken.
35. Some leaflets coaching institues that were handed over to us when we used to come out of our school. I never joined one but collected those leaflets to use them as rough papers.
36. A separate 'last page of my notebook' which had my very own predictions about this world written. Becuase the first prediction was of 2100 so I don't know if they will come true.
37. Lists of various things that were compiled and kept on my desk for future use.
38. An empty box which once contained Nivea cream.
39. A greetings card from the girl next door which was placed on top of every paper under a glass on my table.
40. A list of the frequently confused oxyacid of phosphoros...
41. A Fevi Stik which won't stick if used now. It has become teflon coated - non sticky.
    
42. My geometry box which was never touched after I passed my ICSE. In the +2 when ever I required a compass, it was during the exams and I had a friend who used to bring it for me and all other forgetfuls. And yes her pencil box contained more valuables than my table!!!
43. A blade... No you guessed it wrong. It wasn't used to cut my hand like a romeo but to cut papers for my projects.
44. The bill of a restaurant where I had dined once upon a time. I had more records than the restaurant owner.
45. Numerous chits containing phone numbers of some friend or teacher. All were saved in my mobile but a backup was always kept. No none were of girls as the ones who were of girls were preserved properly in some book copy.
46. The dead body of an ant which was trying to move a dead mosquito to its kitchen.
47. A list of the astronomical events in the year 2008. Shit I missed them all.
48. A chit containing the my first email address and my password.
49. A secret invisible love letter for my lady love, I only found out a blank page in which the letter was supposed to be written but actually I had written and posted in dreams.
50. Last year's card calendars... Its end of February still I have the calendars.
51. An inkless refill.

Now these old things were still found even after I do halfyearly clearings. I don't know why... I have thrown many unwanted things but still some are just in front of me. Am I keeping them as memoirs? Like the year and a half old Minto Fresh and all???

Aah now come on... stop thinking that all these are true... I made up some, atleast my beautiful room can't be that bad after all.

Flirting with Love!!

You might be a professional flirt, but when you are in love, you can't recognize that your crush is flirting with you...!!!

So lets start, what exactly is love? Well the famous wikipedia defines it as follows: Love is any of a number of emotions related to a sense of strong affection and attachment.
After spending some time on the Internet, I got myself a nice definition. Here is it: Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.


And what exactly is flirting? Again taking the wikipedia's help, we have the following: Flirting is a common form of social interaction whereby one person obliquely indicates a romantic or sexual interest towards another. It can consist of conversation, body language, or brief physical contact. It may be one-sided or reciprocated (encouraged) with intentions of getting to know that person on a higher level.
And after spending hours on the Internet I couldn't get a nice definition of flirting...


But in these times it is true that people are turning professional flirts and keeping more partners online and quite often engaging in cyber sex. (For more information search wikipedia) Decades these used to phone sex. People used to have extra martial affairs and call girls used to be available... With the changing times the mindset of people changed. Now-a-days people think five times before approaching a girl in real life (and that if they would be making a fool of themselves) than sending a friend request in the various social networking sites. Life has turned virtual in the digital age.

These online relationships are usually more of flirting than relationships. There are even people who think twice before calling a girl they met online. People these days have become well-versed in flirting because of the daily and constant practice through online IM chat (Instant Messaging) or via SMS and phone calls whose rates have dropped faster than the clothes of female film stars.
In this way love has lost its meaning. It is so easy to find a new partner online that people fall for a new girl/boy almost everyday. But tru love does not happen everyday. I also recently found an application in facebook called "Lover of the Day" or something. An application like "Friend of the Day" is good but the former is aimed to destroy the meaning of love....

To conclude I can say that "A lover a day keeps love away".... and also "A friend a day keeps enemies away".....

Golden Advice for Girls...

These are some tips meant for teenage girls... Others can also find it interesting!!!
These are sound and serious advice. Try to follow them.

1. Don't flirt: those who flirt in haste oft repent in leisure.
2. Don't accept rides from flirting motorists—they don't invite you in to save you a walk.
3. Don't use your eyes for ogling—they were made for worthier purposes.
4. Don't go out with men you don't know—they may be married, and you may be in for a hair-pulling match (cat-fight).
5. Don't wink—a flutter of one eye may cause a tear in the other.
6. Don't smile at flirtatious strangers—save them for people you know.
7. Don't annex all the men you can get—by flirting with many, you may lose out on the one.
8. Don't fall for the slick, dandified cake eater—the unpolished gold of a real man is worth more than the gloss of a lounge lizard.
9. Don't let elderly men with an eye to a flirtation pat you on the shoulder and take a fatherly interest in you. Those are usually the kind who want to forget they are fathers.
10. Don't ignore the man you are sure of while you flirt with another. When you return to the first one you may find him gone.

Okay now enough of lectures... And you girls if you start following these, then what will happen to the men? Think of these poor guys at least once. They are also not that bad. They deserve some attention I guess...

I want you to be Happy

Yes that is just what people say when they try to be noble and say that he/she loves her/him so much but is unsuccessful is luring her/him net.

When ditching happens this is the best reply that people give after getting ditched.

But according to me the girl will never in love if you think so noble or even if you are so noble. Its just a way of losing your love with some nobleness in your character.

By the way I want all the girls who are my friends, or whom I know to be happy all their life. And to the boys, I always loved my friends (not romantically though)...

Filming

From my childhood, I always had an inner wish to join the Film Industry (not as an actor). I watch movies a lot also. I also had interests in photography.
Now in my school life once I got a chance to be a part of a project where we were required to make a short film for a competition organized by Symbiosis.

To me it was my best experience that I had. I was involved in the back stage as director of photography, helping in the script and also as the Chief Editor. We had very short time and had to film 4 minutes. Here I have attached the videos also...

The shooting took for two days. First day, we had so fun, and the shooting was so full of fun that we had re-shoot most of the part. This doubled our fun.

RAW Footage of first day shoot.


The first day's shoot is here, so you can check out. I will describe is second day now...

It was a Tuesday and we had school. We got hold of a gate pass of 8 people and 9 of us sneaked out by convincing the guard there wasn't place for the 9th name. The way we looked, no one would say we were shooting. One had a camera. Four of us were the actors with no make-up. (Actually we didn't know when and how to apply them). Two of us were the sound guys with the rest being the director and crew members (yes we had them as well... Because we needed reasons to bunk classes) The whole group looked as if we were some gang in uniform. And two muscle men carrying sticks (actually scales which were used to hold the microphones). Any way the shooting went well and here you can also see the final movie...

Final Movie...

The Shadows of Kolkata

Bollywood

Bollywood, an industry involving many people who are creative and a few money loving greedy fellows. This is also one of those industries which runs on only money and some minds.

The money here comes from the common people who go mad at the stars and go to the multiplexes as soon as the movie releases.

Actors here were the favorites... But there are only a few legendary actors, like Dev Anand or Amitabh Bachhan (Forgive me for the spellings, I ain't very good at it). Yes they were the true actors and they still are. Big B is a legend. He concentrated on his acting and earned money for that. He wasn't commercial at all. He just charged what he needed.

Modern day superstars are different. It may be true that they may have more fans and popularity than Big B, but they also have a greed for money.

Take for example SRK, who doesn't know him? Yet all his films aren't a hit. The one in which he has some investment has to be a hit. Recent example: Dulha Mil Gaya.. flop... Whereas MNIK, hit before release. In which one did he invest?

Now these actors are wanting somepart of the profit to act. Aamir had a 33.3% share in 3 Idiots (as I heard)...So now the producers have to pay much more to the actors. Aamir earned 50 crore (according to some reports) from 3 Idiots. Yes I guess he may have also invested some money. But if he was asked only to act and take a fixed money, he would not have worked. Recently Javed Aktar I guess have commented that a film does well because of its script. Old songs are still a hit because they were well written. Aamir made money on a story by Chetan Bhagat, yet when he asked for credits, there was a controversy. SRK worked hard in acting and promoting MNIK because he had his hard earned money invested in that film...

Viewing from angle, this is the present angle of the Indian film industry. Will it only look after its greed for money or will it also have some place for proper creative persons?

Anish ke Dil Se :: Killing PJs

These are some PJs (Poor / Pakao Joke) that I get mostly by forwarded mails or word of mouth. Many of the PJs have Indian specific orientation, and some of them are in Hindi.

Due to the nature of the PJ there is always a context in which it can be enjoyed.

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Tortoise and rabbit gave JEE (IIT entrance) exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it

How?
Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..
So.. Sports quota!!!!
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People started worshiping a dog when he was lying on the road upside down, Why ??
Ans . Because opposite of DOG is GOD
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Q) Why do you put cement in the mouth of a dead person ?
Ans) Cause 'cement' mein jaan hain.
(Ambujaa cement ad)
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Q)Why does a sadhu who spent all his life chanting in Haridwar not affected by electric shocks ??
Ans) Cause he has infinite resistance ( chanting om-om-om(ohm-ohm-ohm)).
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Q1: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?
Socho, socho. Nahi pata?

Ans: D'Cold; Because..... Chan ki saans - D'Cold!!!!!!!


Q2:Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
This one's really simple...

Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
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What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That is because...
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
(13=tera)
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Q)A man has six fingers, but people call him 'Hanuman'. Why?
Ans) Simple, because his name is 'Hanuman'.

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Q) Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
A) Sita, with Ravaan
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Q) What would you call a girl who never laughs?
Ans: Hasina (Hasi-na)
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:: Love :: Lust :: Addiction ::

Going through the blogs of many teenagers, I have found that most of them are related to love or lust either directly or indirectly. Usually they write this when they come out of relationships in which their heart was.

They use these blogs as a way to vent out their inner feelings out and also make their head lighter. Most of the time one question is asked: How can I find true love? or When will I find true love? or Where will I? and all similar stuff.

The answers clear, if you go on the right track, you will find love, if not, you won't. Most people go on the wrong track. That track is the track of 'Addiction' - addiction to LUST.....

People have a partner, they cheat. They do two-timing. One night Stands. All because of addiction to lust. They are all addicted. When in two-timing, they have one as a true lover, other as just time-pass for their addiction....

Other reasons include porn... Many or most teenagers (boys) are addicted to porn. They watch it always. This brings in them a desire to turn naughty. They fall in love just for the sake of fun, just for kisses or so... Prolonged addiction to porn, with no girl in a boy's life, brings in frustration.

Usually these addicts don't find people to fall for, so their friends of the opposite sex fall prey to these. They fall in love with almost every person of the opposite sex they meet. They flirt with others even when they are in a relationship. Slowly when his partner gets to know about this, a breakup occurs and then again that partner in drawn into addiction and this continues.

People don't show love to their love when they need it the most. It is true that many people fall for lust. They soon get addicted to it. When they become serial lovers or get addicted to one night stands, a time comes when their partner catches them directly or indirectly. Then a breakup occurs. It is the time when the partner is expected to show her love and explain him and take him to counselors. They don't understand their partner's addiction.

Break up is not a good option if you see your partner cheating. They will go for sex with a girl they meet anywhere, but they won't propose sex to their girlfriends. They are always out to find better girl's in the market... Always!!!

Addicts themselves don't get to understand if they are addicted. The people surrounding them seldom understands. They are hurt in every corner they go. Come to reality, if you know any one suffering from this, help him, take him to communities like Sexaholics Anonymous or so.... Help them recover from this deadly addiction. Find your true love by killing lust for others.

Some Pics for you...

This time I am posting somethings for all of you to enjoy. I recently got these things from mails and some where or the other on the Internet. Sharing these with you all so that you all can enjoy....

Voice I

Hello everyone, hope you all are fine. I don't know how many are reading this blog, but rounding off to the nearest integer, I guess its 1 (thats me myself). If you are reading this blog, then thanks for find time for my crap... I will be very happy if you comment, then I will be able to keep track of who is reding this piece of shit.

My exams are now coming nearer and nearer. No they aren't knocking, but they are getting ready to kill me... On 12th, thats 2 days from now, my scripts of my last exam will be out and on 15th I have my practicals. But after that though I will get some rest, it won't be enough for me. From 3rd, I have my finals which will be eating my head up.

This year, I have a very special Valentine's Day invitation. And that's the books. On 15th I have exam, so no enjoyment on 14th. I knew this and so I didn't try much this year. Being single is better... You get to save a lot of money for your personal fun. But you enjoy more when you are not single. Whatever this time the only thing I can think of is lust and no love. (Sadly)

Emotional Attyachar

Recently a new show titled Emotional Attyachar was started on UTV Bindass.... It does some loyalty on a certain person to find out if he/she is loyal to his partner. This test is done only when his/her partner wants it. They make a set-up with hidden cameras and post a sexy model to lure the person on whom this test is done. Then they show these hidden cam videos to the person who wanted this test to be done.

Now in most cases the person on whom the test is conducted happens to be disloyal. Usually this show ends with a breakup. Usually boys are targetted as suspects, but sometimes girls also become targets. Only once I had found a girl loyal and in that case itself, the boy was disloyal... The boy dug his own grave.

Since I happen to me man, so I will soeak for the men here. The makers of the show don't know lust. Even in 2/3 year relationships, they have not kissed, but men kiss with the undercover agent. This is because not only are these agents sexy and have well toned body, they are also sometimes TV reality show stars and knows all tricks to lure men into their net.

There was a case which showed a boy two-timing.... One girl was his partner for 2.5 years, another one for only 3... Still he went with the undercover agent. You will have to agree that the ability to control lust varies form person to person, some can control falling for lust for their love, while some treat that as a one night stand...When the time came for this boy to explain, he clearly got his priorities right... He went up to answer the girl whom he loved truly for 2.5 years and the 3 months girl went on calling him and he pushed him. Is this not quite clear? A man loves only one girl truly, the other girls are just for lust...
For the girls reading this I can say one thing, love your boyfriend truly only after two years... Then is the time when he will owe you an explanation, he won't give an explanation for a 3 month relationship. Most are addicted to lust, they would end up in bed with that 3 month old relationship. Nothing else. Also people are around always searching for better products in the market... Better girls...!!!

And you cannot fiend true love at one go. So you need to flirt a lot in order to know the mindset of the opposite gender, then you will be able to understand your partner.

Luck :: Part I

I

I was having hard times then. My financial condition wasn’t stable. My family had disowned me for marrying Vanessa, a Spanish girl, whom I loved. I wasn’t earning much working as a photographer for a local newspaper. My salary was barely 3000 rupees. We were living together in a rented room which ate half my salary and so we barely managed to keep us in one piece.

Vanessa was born in Spain but brought up in Goa. Later she came to Kolkata and started as a model. Her career started off well but wasn’t doing much during that time when we married. She was a very beautiful girl, the most beautiful girl according to me and we loved each other a lot. But before family planning it was necessary to earn much more to support us.

So I decided to join the army in order to gain respect and also to earn a bit more. But that separated me a lot from my love. Still I had no option. After joining the army, I was sent to the BSF (Border Security Force). I was first posted in Yingkiong, a border area of Arunachal Pradesh. Opposite in China the place was called Metog. There it was sometimes bitterly cold and sometimes I had to stay without food and water for days. I was a chain smoker in my college life, but had to give it up.

The only thing I had to satisfy my mind was a mobile which worked only when we were pulled out and taken to the city areas once a month. Every month they would send my salary to my love and it was enough, but we hardly got time to spend together. I although enjoyed the company of my fellow soldiers with similar stories like mine.

Luck :: Part II

II

It was afternoon after a cool sunny morning. We were heading for the forests. Some informer had already informed our major that a group of drug dealers had hidden drug and money in the forests which were meant to be passed through the border. Drug dealing was a good business there and the army was dead against it. Usually at night these were kept hidden in the jungles and then some other party used to take it. There also used to be money exchanged. A Chinese guy by the name of Xiang used to live nearby. Once a week he used to come to our place to exchange money. When ever we needed to buy essentials, we needed Yuan (Chinese Currency) as most shops nearby demanded that. Also if we gave him Yuan he used to exchange it for Rupees at a nominal rate.

During that mission, according to orders, we had seized about a 100 kg of heroin which was worth nearly 23 million rupees. I was happy that our mission would be accomplished. But what was more interesting was that we had found 7 million Yuan in cash. Also there was more that 10 million Rupees hidden in a bag. We were a group of 20 solders and decided not to report that almost instantaneously. We had thought of dividing the money equally after which we could have become millionaires. After struggling in the jungle for days when we will be finally send to the city then we could enjoy life.

Soon, Anil, a very calculative guy did the calculations that it would amount to nearly 2.8 million per soldier going according to the rates of Xiang who we had unanimously decided to use to exchange the money. After the money was divided, we slowly started exchanging the money with him. It took quite some time, and Xiang also had a bit good time. The seized drugs were taken to some other place in a helicopter but when we said we too wanted to go, the authorities refused.


A nearby post office was the only way to contact Vanessa because the mobile remained out of signal. Once a week I received a letter and also replied. Her condition did improve after my joining the army, but none of us were happy to live without each other. I dared and told her about my treasure hunt and that we would soon become millionaires. She was happy but wanted me to go back to her so that we could enjoy the money.

Each time we tried to contact our heads and generals to pull us out, they denied. Life was tough. Most did not even had a drop of water, all there bottles were stuffed with money. We were so rich yet we had to live in jungles. The most well known words of anyone were “Will I ever get to enjoy my money? Or will I die like this?” The 20 of us were lucky enough to hit the jack pot and land with millions of rupees, but we had no peace, we were not near our loved ones to enjoy the fortune.

Luck :: Part III

III

Then came the day when we finally got orders to be pulled out. We all were excited. But you can be lucky only once, not every time. The worst happened. The major said that he would like to detain the 20 of us for investigation because he had information that some money was also seized in the raid. The other battalions were sent home to enjoy. We had to find a way to hide our money as there were chances of sudden checking. The total money by then had been converted to Indian rupees and amounted to almost 57 million which was too much to hide. And no one could be trusted. There was only one night gap and we had to hide the money by any means possible.

When all of us sat to discuss about the place, the only place suitable enough was suggested by Anil. He suggested that we should hide it underground and cover it up. This burial place was supposed to be far away from where we were posted so that it wouldn’t be searched. Only two of us take all the money that night and hide it. Every one agreed.

I was then one of the most trustworthy guys in there. Anil and his brother had other plans in their mind. Being the trustworthy and a very supportive guy for Anil and his younger brother Sunil, also in the battalion, I was told of a new plan hatched by them. They said that Anil and I was supposed to go to hide the money. Anil said that we would go ordinarily but won’t hide the money. We were supposed to flee and later Sunil would join us. I knew greed was not a good thing, when I explained this to Anil, the rebuked me saying, “Don’t try to be the next Mahatma Gandhi here. You don’t want to go don’t. I would go and run then. I had decided to tell you these as you are a good guy at heart and I understood why you were working here despite hating this life.”

I thought twice and suggested that may be we will run with the money but not now. We will hide it in a place but tell others that we have hid it somewhere else. Then when will go to search for the money along with the rest but return disappointed. Later some day we three would come and take all the money. He agreed to my suggestions. We did as we had planned. Everything went off well enough. We would get about 19 million each instead of the 2.8 million. It would be great and we won’t require a job any more. It was all cash and you can do anything with that money.

Luck :: Part IV

IV

The checking was done accordingly. They didn’t find anything suspicious. But each of us were questioned and had to stay in jail for about 3 days. Later after a certain period gap, when the investigation didn’t find anything, we were all released. In the mean time Anil and Sunil got a friend to write them a letter as our major, with this message:
So why am I seeing you all again here? You all wanted to be pulled out and so why are you here again? Aren’t you happy that you all are going home to meet your loved ones? Searching for something or what? Let’s come to the truth. I am your Major and commander and no one crosses and goes above me. You all thought that this place would help you get out of law with the million of rupees? Well true, you all have escaped law. You all won’t be punished for all these and you all will also have your jobs, but for that I am charging you this money. Fair enough? And mind of you try to go against me and complain. You all will fuck up your jobs will go. They all are in my hand. Still next time when I meet you, I will give you some share as pay for stealing.

He decided to go and put this letter in the mutually agreed hiding place so that they won’t suspect us. This was the best idea they had and it was so nice to get out of suspicion.

The time came when we were supposed to find our ultimate treasure. We all were excited. Anil, Sunil and I had to act well. When the paper was read out by one man, all were horrified.
“Who the fuck does this sucker think him to be?” enquired my Jamal, my friend. Every one was angry.
“That guy is greedy and would enjoy the money twice well in hell”, said Anil.

Everyone had tears due to anger. They were all tied; they had no chance of escaping. All the money was taken.
Sunil said “If we had kept some of the heroin, we could have sold them to get some money, but we were good men and didn’t go for drugs. We got only bull shit.”

We tried not to overact. Sadly we started receding with everybody. The trains came and they all boarded it to different places. Anil, Sunil and I receded to go in the last train. When all the trains had left, we jumped in joy. We were finally millionaires. We were no longer servants, we were kings. Going back to the special hidden place to find money was a child’s play for Anil and Sunil. They took me too. We soon took our bags and in the next train were going back home.

Vanessa called in my mobile, “Hi love bringing me those papers to enjoy?”
“Why not, I have papers to keep both of us covered in gold for the rest of our lives. I have got much more than you dreamt of”
“What? What else did you do now?”
“Nothing, I’ll meet you and tell the full story!!! Love you, bye”, I replied
“Have a happy journey and come home fast, sweetheart. Love you too…”

School

Just after you fully develop your senses, you are admitted to your school by your parents. But which school they choose, decides a lot a bout your future. You at that age cannot decide where you want to go, nor is it some lucky draw. But after primary school, in middle school, many migrate to better schools with better future prospects. But some fail to go. Sometimes things go so bad that they have to leave their own school and move to some other lower standard school. Some stories do have a sad ending.

I knew a boy named Adam, who was a very good guy in his school days when he was young, but later, drifted away from studies to enjoy life in a company of bad friends. That is something which you people should be aware of, a good company of friends can help you a lot in achieving what you aim for.

I have also heard that the teachers checking the board exam papers try to find the name of the school and accordingly give marks, don’t know if its true, just heard as a rumor. Still it doesn’t affect our lives. A time comes in life when all these get over and you are left alone. Yes a good school background helps a lot in getting jobs easily. That’s true as far as I feel.

But where ever you stay, which ever school you are, there is a different type of life, for you in schools and every one enjoys that life and later cries for the life to come back…

This is a very bad essay on school and I wrote it because I am good in writing rubbish and you read it because you are good for nothing but reading stupid stuff on the net… Watch porn, that won’t waste your time in the way I am wasting!!! (Just Kidding)

Faith in God and finding your Love

You know why people have lost faith in God? Well may be one of the possible reasons is love. It may sound weird but it is surely true (as of my knowledge) that most girls think that “All boys are the same”. They say “He f*****g used me… He used me for his own selfish interests and now you see him with another girl. He even asked my best friend not to tell anything about his affair with her to me. All they want is sex and they only love your body.”

And then again in this world you will also find there are boys who say “Look at my best friend, I never had an idea that he would betray me and go with her. And you know what a loser I am? That day she came and told me that she was with my class mate in his car going to a party. I mean how could she forget me? I loved her, she loved me and she had told this to me too… This is very bad.”

And they cry to themselves.

Now comes God… He is the savior, he comes to help you (and some times forgets to) when you call him, so why the hell could he not help mortals get the right match for their life? Making mistakes makes you land in hell, He does not even care when mortals make mistakes and ends up with the wrong person. Why does he not help us get the right path?
Well then who is to be blamed? Who? I guess God cannot be blamed, so mortals only are to be blamed. Now you can blame them by saying that they are only responsible for increasing the population and lowering the probability of finding the perfect match at one go. So help in lowering down the population, spread the use of condoms… You will increase the chances of finding your love… (Speaking Mathematically)

My 'In Between' Interview

This year on a cool Jan Sunday, suitable for a picnic with friends on the outskirts of the city, I was called by some organization for an interview. I won’t like to disclose who had called me or what was their motive, but I would tell you my experience in my first Interview.

The Institute had a campus in Salt Lake, but for reasons unknown they decided to call me in Mohanpur, some where ‘in between’ Kolkata and Kalyani (My school has got branches on both these places – just a piece of unnecessary information). Given it was a Sunday, and the reporting time of 9am, made me upset, since it is the time for my sleep. Also it was ‘in between’ my Pre Council exams, which constant made me more and more worried. After waking up, I had to hurry to reach on time to catch the bus (actually 2 busses). After that a train, and then again a bus would take me to the location. So it was a pretty long and tiring journey.

The place was very romantic, and can be described as something ‘in between’ a fully developed town and a fully developed village. I was heading for a university, but while going I saw full farms growing crops.

The University campus was some thing ‘in between’ under construction and a dilapidated abandoned place. A building which had not been painted for past two decades was marked as a place for ‘trainees’ of some program to stay. A few yards apart that sign, on a corner, it read that it was ‘Pig farm’ I did not understand why the authorities referred to the students (trainees) as pigs. But after considerable amount of research I found out that it used to be a pig farm, when it was a part of some Farm. Now it had been taken by the University and a new sign board put up, but since the high authorities did not order to put down the old sign, it remained.

There was also a pretty large and long lake resembling a small branch of a river. If you love someone, and you are sitting next to it, then it will surely make you think of your girlfriend. The life of the students must have been romantic. A bridge was there for people to cross, it was made of wood and it resembled real countryside. The Campus was pretty clean and the people there did not dispose plastics here and there. If I knew of this lake, I would have got a fishing rod, but sadly life is unpredictable.

The mode of transportation was great. Though busses plied but those were only on high ways. For local transportation, the vehicle was ‘in between’ a motorcycle and a cycle van. It looked weird, but I was just amazed to see how people (and even women) were using that mode of transportation. It was a Green County, because it recycled even the motorcycles. In those vehicles, the front part resembled a motor cycle and the back part resembled a cycle van. So it was a recycled product.

The ladies, whom I met in the bus, were mostly headed to Kolkata. And they thought that it was illegal to chew betel leaf in public and so they (over)used lipsticks as a substitute to keep the lips red enough.

Finding the ticket counter for the railway was again another difficult job. You could see the station and even get to it (and to the trains) even without noticing the ticket counter. This was because the counter was housed in a small room beside the station. But incredibly the queue for buying tickets was long enough to waste 15 minutes. This is India, we don’t travel without tickets.

While coming back, my co passengers in the train were highly intelligent ones or maybe the ones ‘in between’ highly intelligent and not at all intelligent. I overheard a conversation which made me think this. The train had stopped suddenly and no sound (of the train) could be heard. This usually happens due to traffic control when another train approaches. This gave my co passenger a chance to prove his intelligence to a little boy sitting next to him.
He said, “All is over now”.
The boy enquired, “Why what has happened?”
He answered, “The worst has happened – there is a load shedding”, probably he must have been in great hurry.
After some time the train began to move as usual. The man was a bit surprised as to how the train had started to move again but the little boy answered, “Hey they have switched on the generator.”
“How can a train run on a generator?” said the man.
“Then what has happened?”
“Well the load shedding must have been over,” said the man pretty confidently.

My First Post

Hi guys, now I have decided to publish an online version of my diary. But I have decided to put only a few pages up here for public viewing. Recently I am having to study a lot due to exams ahead, and thus am getting bored of it. So I thought that (macro) blogging might be an option to try and so am here. Well this is the first post, and try to read further if you aren’t distracted by the world. I would try my best to keep on posting and not abandon the blog.

I am a spectacular person by nature (I mean I wear spectacles) and I guess if this is the first blog you are reading then you will find this even more spectacular (I don’t mean my blog also uses spectacles). And Congratulations, you are in the Idiot’s Workshop… If you can become a regular reader of this blog and catch every post of mine, then you will earn a Masters Degree in Wasting Time from a University which no one has ever heard of (even I haven’t. I happen to be a doctorate from that University though).